SPLATS PANTOMIMES FOR SCHOOLS 2026

Professional Christmas shows performed in your school hall .

Live theatre. Circus skills. Original stories. Whole‑school participation.

SPLATS is the UK's most playful touring theatre company. Every show is designed for maximum participation and performed by our highly skilled, DBS‑checked actor‑teachers.

This year we are touring two spectacular productions:

Choose from two brilliant shows

BRAND NEW cosmic comedy adventure 

Very Funny Do Not Eat

A top‑secret mission from the future.
Two agents in dressing gowns arrive from 2050 with urgent news:
Aliens are coming.
They like stories.
They like games.
And if they get bored… we’re in trouble.
Together, we invent the exact story that convinces the aliens to rate Earth:

**“Very Funny Do Not Eat.**

### Expect:
- Sock puppet alien takeovers
- Pantomime shouting battles
- Ridiculous circus tricks
- Spontaneous story-making
The dafter the idea, the better it works.
It’s imaginative play Splats style

Save Cinderella in a blast of fun!

 

Join Captain Splats and Space Ranger Buttons on a time-twisting mission through Silly Space. With the help of Widow Twankey can they defeat the Stop Guy and create the Pantomime that saves the world!

Along the way, pupils learn circus skills, puppetry, movement, acting to  create a completely original pantomime — all while saving the world (again).

A SPLATS Show Is Something Different

We don’t just want children engrossed in the story.
We want them inside it.

From the moment the show begins, every child has a role —
a magic sock, an alien puppet, a voice in the story.
They use it throughout the performance.

The energy in the room reshapes each scene.

If a child wants to simply watch, that’s perfect.
If they want to help steer the story, they can.
Participation happens without pressure, in their own space.

Two performers.
Dozens of characters.
Controlled magic.

It still has classic pantomime beats — heroes, villains, big laughs and a triumphant ending.

But everything is built around participation.

The story adapts to the room.
The children influence how it unfolds.
The show only works because they are in it.

It fits perfectly in a school hall.
And yet it feels enormous.

And afterwards?
They’re still talking about it.
Still inventing.
Still playing.

That’s what SPLATS is all about.

Pantomimes for Schools 2026

Pantomimes for Schools from Splats visiting you with Circus, Original Songs and of course classic Splats audience participation.

Both productions can cater for the whole school.

Splats Plays Plenty of Laughs
  • Inspire a love of the arts
  • Leave your pupils buzzing with creativity!
  • Pupils experience live theatre as well as taking part in it.
  • An unforgettable experience your pupils will love!

Recommendations

We had amazing feedback from the performance, it was thoroughly enjoyed by all. Hope to see you again soon.Many Thanks,
Woodcote school
It was the perfect Christmas treat from the Friends and didn't involve coach bookings. Are you free this year
Stanley Park
It was so lovely last year and every year we really had a good time. Can we book this year.
Aerodrome school
Pantomimes for Schools Jesters
Splats Pantomime We are touring now from November 23 to January 24 and Robin Hood is available throughout the year

Pantomimes for Schools Bookings

To find out more and to secure your date please do drop us a line.

We can perform to a as many pupils as is comfortable for your hall and can even perform two shows. 

Our performers are all DBS checked and will bring in form and ID.

 

Please get in touch early as we do book up for the Christmas period.

Also see our Circus Days

CONTACT US

Phone : 07944 283659

Email : mike@splatsentertainment.com

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Address

14 Temple Fortune Hill, London, NW11 7XN